May
18
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Random Droppings
Robots, Homestuck, NOT SAFE FOR WORK/SANITY, and other random droppings. Have fun.
(305): If God’s watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I lost my car keys
I don’t get it?
*slow clap*
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how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
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To all the Supernatural fans out there…
I’m not sorry at all.
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
(via ankankimatank)
share this to save tumblr :(
THIS IS THE PEACE LAND NO ONE WANTS YOUR MONEY HERE
I’M READY TO FIGHT
we aren’t giving up tumblr to you,fuckers!
(via gamzillux)
You could hold my umbrella-ella-ella: famous people don’t always hold their own umbrellas, but when they do, they do it with worldly stature and infinite wisdom.
Pictures by REUTERS - Jason Reed; Caroline Blumberg; Tobias Schwarz; Regis Duvignau; Brian Snyder; Suzanne Plunkett.
(via laughingsquid)
did you know you can draw drift’s face on any stock photo of an emotionally freed woman and it looks perfectly fitting
what a perfect post
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(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Reblog if you think boys can be sexually harassed by girls.
I’m trying to prove a point to my mom.
she’s obviously never seen Horrible Bosses
(via scarecrowcoffee)
(World of Darkness but whatever)
DM: Alright so you can see them in the clearing, what do you do?
Jessica: I sneak up in my truck!
DM: Alright, they see you.
Jessica: No I sneak up in my truck. Like, I inch forward.
DM: Okay. They see you.
Jessica: Don’t I get a stealth roll or something?
DM: You are in a bright red pickup truck. They see you. “I sneak up in my truck.” is not a valid sentence.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Madame Zeroni is a bad bitch she’ll fuck your shit up
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