May 2013
Given that there’s a thunderstorm starting (yet again), I’ll be leaving for a bit.
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wickedlydeeper:
sariandra:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Being 30+ on Tumblr
I’ve been waiting for this.
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steampaisley:
whostherepandabear:
soul-stuck:
Credit to: Xamag-homestuck.tumblr.com
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because Gamzee didn’t freak me out ENOUGH ALREADY. GOG.
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A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
bootymistress:
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audreyii-fic:
writersprocrastinate:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
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steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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Conjunx Endura →
itswalky:
how did this page not exist yet
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mazarinedrake:
staticsrecyclebin:
I’ve done it
I’ve created the perfect hentai creature
My god, you really have.
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penguinize:
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
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wikatiepedia:
crimsoncamellianeko:
forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:
wikatiepedia:
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
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Halloween Tarot →
The Halloween Tarot is done in lots of black and orange, vampires, skeletons, bats and jack o’ lanterns abound.
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Deviant Moon Tarot →
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Dark Grimoire Tarot →
I want this like burning…
[WHISPERS LOUDLY]
♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
∞: I am other who has a crush on you
✂: Just delete your tumblr already
✌: You’re awesome
♡: I love your blog
❁: You’re beautiful
✓: I hate you
☹: You’re ugly
☀: I want to fuck you
♬: I wish we were close
♧: I wish we were friends in real life
☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮: You inspire me
☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
✖: I would give you the greatest hug
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bears
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itlooksgoodfromouterspace:
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
heartfulpenguin:
yashikoru:
heartfulpenguin:
heartfulpenguin:
i can hear my brother screaming at his DS
he’s playing cooking mama
thats some hardcore cooking
COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY
THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE
DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA
FUCK YOU
Is that your brother
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From now on, you may call me the Ace of Gats…
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Dark Carnival Tarot →
So, this exists…
I’m sure some of you will get a kick out of it.
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PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN
batchix:
vrumblr:
jmrichards:
connivingwitch:
barbie-wears-pink-aviators:
BECAUSE
AND ALSO
JUST
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
ahhhhh fuck please
OMYGOD YES
YES PLEASE
NO ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER
THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!!!
YES.
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…there’s no option 6…
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TUMBLR! I SEEK ANSWERS!
Forgive the capslock, but I’d like a suggestion on what I should listen too tonight. I’ve acquired discographies of the following bands:
HIM
Marilyn Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Coheed & Cambria
Type O Negative
Now, my question: Which band should I start with?
green-satan:
are we all ignoring that yahoo wil be able to look at the things we post here
cause im worried about that man
Hope they like hot robot-on-robot gay action.
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lickthecarpet:
kimssextape:
what is it called when you hate someone but at the same time want to stick your tongue down their throat
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cowboybeboop:
muttins:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
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tumblr user muttins has the right idea
letlove-bleedr3d:
lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
EVEN WHEN I HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L...
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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fieldofbeans:
halfbaked-alchemist:
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a...
dokidoki-artichokee:
oliviatheelf:
nogoingbacknow:
aladdinsfuturewife:
I NEVER GET THESE SO PLEASE.
And you have to tell us the reason WHY you think we’re like the character.
COME ON GUYS, I BEG OF YOU
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steampoweredundead:
the best reaction image to sum up my entire transformers experience is probably
