Robots, Homestuck, NOT SAFE FOR WORK/SANITY, and other random droppings. Have fun.Ask me stuff! Tumblr (3.0; @drunkenwillywonka)http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2466e8a069639eeaf6181ebef374672d/tumblr_mmvob5w3ZM1qdrfdro1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/494016655affb5a7a19e60658ae300d3/tumblr_mmvob5w3ZM1qdrfdro2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0da6a59532c3d88584fb813d232eb801/tumblr_mmvob5w3ZM1qdrfdro4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/748a75787da06a49395ecefc4d6d2d7b/tumblr_mmvob5w3ZM1qdrfdro3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1257c9e702f985baad06ab44cbaf2206/tumblr_mmvob5w3ZM1qdrfdro5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50707551212http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50707551212Sat, 18 May 2013 00:59:20 -0400this looks like the start of a really kinky pornotfptransofrmers prime<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c648c1ecdcabd225386b098e8d8750e/tumblr_miiy7yyK2s1r1etxso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50703669441http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50703669441Fri, 17 May 2013 23:56:48 -0400the real game of thrones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95f07f3e3cb883cef92525c99f0b2e43/tumblr_mmygn8Ei5l1r7cd13o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tftexts.tumblr.com/post/50691346511/305-if-gods-watching-us-we-might-as-well-be" target="_blank">tftexts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>(305): If God’s watching us, we might as well be entertaining</em></p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50699707870http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50699707870Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2eef54ef902103ac97f88eb86285faa/tumblr_mmvwrxhCgb1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://w1tchofdoom.tumblr.com/post/50689765348/sugar-nextdoor-niknak79-i-lost-my-car-keys" target="_blank">w1tchofdoom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sugar-nextdoor.tumblr.com/post/50667414774/niknak79-i-lost-my-car-keys-i-dont-get-it" target="_blank">sugar-nextdoor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50571032867/i-lost-my-car-keys" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I lost my car keys</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t get it? </p> </blockquote> <p>*slow clap*</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50699378535http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50699378535Fri, 17 May 2013 22:55:38 -0400show of hands: who else looked at their keyboard?<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foie.tumblr.com/post/50374652588/how-to-boys" target="_blank">foie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>greet</li> <li>chat</li> <li>chat</li> <li>chat</li> <li>joke</li> <li>joke</li> <li>joke</li> <li>joke</li> <li>compliment appearance</li> <li>compliment personality</li> <li>flirt</li> <li>flirt</li> <li>flirt</li> <li>hug</li> <li>hug</li> <li>hug</li> <li>hug</li> <li>hug</li> <li>hug</li> <li>amorous hug</li> <li>amorous hug</li> <li>first kiss</li> <li>kiss</li> <li>kiss</li> <li>kiss</li> <li>make out</li> <li>make out</li> <li>make out</li> <li>make out</li> <li>woo-hoo</li> <li>woo-hoo</li> <li>woo-hoo</li> <li>propose</li> </ul></blockquote> <p></p>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50698588360http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50698588360Fri, 17 May 2013 22:44:45 -0400everything i need to knowi learned from sims 3<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eC8FfGvCFho?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>To all the Supernatural fans out there…</p> <p><strike>I’m not sorry at all.</strike></p>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50698295047http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50698295047Fri, 17 May 2013 22:40:43 -0400supernaturalmelissa etheridge<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angelwithwormstache.tumblr.com/post/46479281056/portablemiah-benskid-portablemiah" target="_blank">angelwithwormstache</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://portablemiah.tumblr.com/post/46478869742/benskid-portablemiah-illegal-immigrants-you" target="_blank">portablemiah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://benskid.tumblr.com/post/46478609355/portablemiah-illegal-immigrants-you-mean-white" target="_blank">benskid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://portablemiah.tumblr.com/post/46478524421/illegal-immigrants-you-mean-white-people" target="_blank">portablemiah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>illegal immigrants? you mean white people</p> </blockquote> <p>except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. </p> </blockquote> <p>did you actually just say white people created society in america</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e60c8d76e731e4ef87a343d149d1830a/tumblr_inline_mkcpquodn81qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50698099828http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50698099828Fri, 17 May 2013 22:38:03 -0400bless this post<a href="http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1177/why-do-you-see-pairs-of-shoes-hanging-by-the-laces-from-power-lines">The Straight Dope: Why do you see pairs of shoes hanging by the laces from power lines?</a>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50677310878http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50677310878Fri, 17 May 2013 17:34:20 -0400Straight Dopeguess who's going on an archive binge?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dea800114327556af971f5c4b4357985/tumblr_mmxzanFbLb1qbvuibo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themasterslover.tumblr.com/post/50675457247/dietpunkfics-scoutblu-magic-spoo" target="_blank">themasterslover</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dietpunkfics.tumblr.com/post/50673415024/scoutblu-magic-spoo" target="_blank">dietpunkfics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scoutblu.tumblr.com/post/50658699149/magic-spoo-the-quiet-place-project-share" target="_blank">scoutblu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://magic-spoo.tumblr.com/post/50655247997/the-quiet-place-project-share-this-to-save" target="_blank">magic-spoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-quiet-place-project.tumblr.com/post/50647601359/share-this-to-save-tumblr" target="_blank">the-quiet-place-project</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>share this to save tumblr :(</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS THE PEACE LAND NO ONE WANTS YOUR MONEY HERE </p> <p><img alt="" src="https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4491703808/h307F594F/"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’M READY TO FIGHT</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6417c99e250e88bc644cf17cd27428e0/tumblr_inline_mf87blFpBL1r9vm7f.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7d54424fd08b96d8482b7344bbdbe31a/tumblr_mf00v52vDP1r2t3wxo1_500.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6a61cfa2a8a54d1cba6ff0c4007aeb1d/tumblr_inline_mmymof217j1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>we aren’t giving up tumblr to you,fuckers!</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50676530882http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50676530882Fri, 17 May 2013 17:23:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/784ef4bcbc53a03c07540cfae208a5b9/tumblr_mmymhtDBVk1qmaoalo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3ef44185b155fc2f29a32b66c8d0a8e/tumblr_mmymhtDBVk1qmaoalo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d78516a0e44cc154858eac9f469988fe/tumblr_mmymhtDBVk1qmaoalo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a37ca18dad737b376bf116a1bc30ea90/tumblr_mmymhtDBVk1qmaoalo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f133f785f460ba9704529eff9f5ff25/tumblr_mmymhtDBVk1qmaoalo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b0b7d70a427bfbf881b43c153622217/tumblr_mmymhtDBVk1qmaoalo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reuters.tumblr.com/post/50673118520/you-could-hold-my-umbrella-ella-ella-famous" target="_blank">reuters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>You could hold my umbrella-ella-ella</strong>: famous people don’t always hold their own umbrellas, but when they do, they do it with worldly stature and infinite wisdom. </p> <p><img alt="" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d3616eb00e249a6497fab658733e13b/tumblr_mlix0y4BGE1r1mr1po1_400.gif"/></p> <p>Pictures by REUTERS - Jason Reed; Caroline Blumberg; Tobias Schwarz; Regis Duvignau; Brian Snyder; Suzanne Plunkett. </p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50674888745http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50674888745Fri, 17 May 2013 17:00:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcao7nWorY1qf2st9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcao7nWorY1qf2st9o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcao7nWorY1qf2st9o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcao7nWorY1qf2st9o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kusu-kitty.tumblr.com/post/34095189873/catbeard-did-you-know-you-can-draw-drifts-face" target="_blank">kusu-kitty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catbeard.tumblr.com/post/34095175970/did-you-know-you-can-draw-drifts-face-on-any" target="_blank">catbeard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>did you know you can draw drift’s face on any stock photo of an emotionally freed woman and it looks perfectly fitting</p> </blockquote> <p>what a perfect post</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50668310840http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50668310840Fri, 17 May 2013 15:22:03 -0400drifthe's the star of many of Cybertronian tampon commericalor sex ed book coveror health food packages<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a02cbb6ae922d3167e7875a052d46edd/tumblr_mmyiu1hhu21r7cd13o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tftexts.tumblr.com/post/50667910134/603-i-have-to-look-really-hot-tonight-because" target="_blank">tftexts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.</em></p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50668096197http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50668096197Fri, 17 May 2013 15:18:39 -0400trackstransformerstftextstexts from last night<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vikingplumb.tumblr.com/post/50621673061/reblog-if-you-think-boys-can-be-sexually-harassed-by" target="_blank">vikingplumb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-warblers-arerockstars.tumblr.com/post/48959573523" target="_blank">the-warblers-arerockstars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m trying to prove a point to my mom.</p> </blockquote> <p>she’s obviously never seen Horrible Bosses</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50667288493http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50667288493Fri, 17 May 2013 15:05:11 -0400this is still a question?<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/post/50200103513/world-of-darkness-but-whatever-dm-alright-so" target="_blank">outofcontextdnd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(World of Darkness but whatever)</p> <p>DM: Alright so you can see them in the clearing, what do you do?</p> <p>Jessica: I sneak up in my truck!</p> <p>DM: Alright, they see you.</p> <p>Jessica: No I <em>sneak up</em> in my truck. Like, I inch forward.</p> <p>DM: Okay. They see you.</p> <p>Jessica: Don’t I get a stealth roll or something?</p> <p>DM: You are in a <em>bright red pickup truck</em>. They see you. “I sneak up in my truck.” is not a valid sentence.</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50641969906http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50641969906Fri, 17 May 2013 04:57:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarahgiveshi5s.tumblr.com/post/49801966082/spn-fandom-breathing-heavily" target="_blank">sarahgiveshi5s</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spn-fandom-breathing-heavily.tumblr.com/post/49744686547/westbor0baptistchurch-but-if-you-forget-to" target="_blank">spn-fandom-breathing-heavily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://westbor0baptistchurch.tumblr.com/post/49619772879/but-if-you-forget-to-reblog-madame-zeroni-you" target="_blank">westbor0baptistchurch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7a8608939efc207606a854b75844706f/tumblr_inline_mmajn3Hdcm1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>not even risking that shit</p> </blockquote> <p>Madame Zeroni is a bad bitch she’ll fuck your shit up</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50641030906http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50641030906Fri, 17 May 2013 04:19:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb4d732c01880958acc3ffaca5a45d98/tumblr_mkra5qz4Xt1qav174o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50640881835http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50640881835Fri, 17 May 2013 04:13:25 -0400why do you insist on causing me ladyboners?the thingkurt russell<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/499f52833753e7b1429a1eb33e9d9212/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2ff99e52982ffaef821424fcaeca23c/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d599ff829dbc4423056f9bb60fa173f/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13a0bfbe40c2570c72a7c8971619ff86/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb189eb15655b053489fdca241cf8532/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ba401ff7cfe3c4c23c6b233bf935830/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/215d5d62e75240321f6fcc0fb68c385d/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52cb69f60a260db80d646c0faf55d364/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/082156c38de23f631f494c495d32065f/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o9_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e2dcc3b80d076503ad37c213d7570f9/tumblr_mlq5reApR61r9jwg3o10_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hipsterinatardis.tumblr.com/post/50552142541/fun-fact-dustin-hoffman-and-bob-hoskins-decided" target="_blank">hipsterinatardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50640806370http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50640806370Fri, 17 May 2013 04:10:25 -0400now why the hell isn't there more Hook/Smee fanart/fanfic out there?<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FtK_vfp8po8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peayeahknow.tumblr.com/post/50596359420/iwasthepinkpantheronce-sometimes-british" target="_blank">peayeahknow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwasthepinkpantheronce.tumblr.com/post/50012419741/sometimes-british-stereotypes-annoy-me-and-then-i" target="_blank">iwasthepinkpantheronce</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sometimes British stereotypes annoy me, and then I remember that this is me</p> </blockquote> <p>that. was. amazing.</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50639485366http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50639485366Fri, 17 May 2013 03:22:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2b75ccab8a232c65a4dcca6d7e8b63c/tumblr_mj234osalb1qdm9llo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42f9aa943eb4f24d20c2bdb183ed8fdb/tumblr_mj234osalb1qdm9llo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justfunnypics.net/post/50520441071" target="_blank">lolzpicx</a>:</p> <p>This was the response to the cancellation of Firefly. Thousands were lost in the mayhem.</p> <p>Are you happy, Fox? <em>Are you</em>?</p>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50637433250http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50637433250Fri, 17 May 2013 02:21:53 -0400I fear for the world when supernatural and sherlock wrap up<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6dd39fe0dffd292774219412a3332f4d/tumblr_mmx9psjbDR1qz9re5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heylauren.tumblr.com/post/50626435969/how-to-get-a-bikini-body-put-a-bikini-on-your" target="_blank">heylauren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body. #selflove</p> </blockquote>http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50637223873http://drunkenwillywonka.tumblr.com/post/50637223873Fri, 17 May 2013 02:16:31 -0400fuck bikinis!they just expose more skin to the ravages of the cruel sun!stay indoorswe've got air conditioning!